- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the 1st time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012.
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Disney will release a cover of the Sleeping Beauty classic, ‘Once Upon A Dream’ as performed by Lana Del Rey for the film Maleficent, coming out this Sunday, January 26 // Amazon
Anonymous asked: So when was the last time you sucked a dick, faggot?
When was the last time that your dad said he was ‘working late’?